If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.
Me in 10 years
me on wednesdays at 4
In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
when i find myself in times of trouble
the boys from fun. come to me
speaking words of wisdom
my life
good night
Lol omfg
my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so
trying-to-find-the-brightside:
Hydrogen Peroxide (H2O2) reacting with dish soap with Potassium Iodide as a catalyst.
It’s a pretty fun experiment to do, if you do it right. (In the first gif the girl screwed it up.)
Top: your first orgasm
Second: your second orgasmTwo types of people
yahoo wants us for 1.1M bitch please