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bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

anxietyblogger:


gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

anxietyblogger:

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

spankmehardbarry:


me on wednesdays at 4

spankmehardbarry:

me on wednesdays at 4

chekhov:

In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know

She read some examples

The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”

The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”

the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

bluewhenskiesaregay:

when i find myself in times of trouble

the boys from fun. come to me

speaking words of wisdomimage

distraction:

my life

distraction:

my life

M

M

fluoresentadolesents:

modernizing:

good night


Lol omfg

fluoresentadolesents:

modernizing:

good night

Lol omfg

awayed:

my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so

awayed:

my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so

trying-to-find-the-brightside:

do-not-feed-the-animal:

mrpennstate:

thatscienceguy:

Hydrogen Peroxide (H2O2) reacting with dish soap with Potassium Iodide as a catalyst.

It’s a pretty fun experiment to do, if you do it right. (In the first gif the girl screwed it up.)

Top: your first orgasm
Second: your second orgasm

Two types of people

yahoo wants us for 1.1M bitch please