zackisontumblr:

i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:

  • yes babe
  • you’re cute
  • of course i will bring you snacks
  • my dick is 3 feet long
  • you’re always right babe i’m sorry

(via chocolatesmarties)


ahalfbloodthing:

Josh and Jen’s reactions to each other’s pictures of their younger selves

(via quit-and-forget)


potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

(via cringing)


ridge:

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother

ridge:

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother

(via cringing)


awkward-lee:

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Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston

(via thatoneblondiee)


imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

(via phobias)


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(via zac-afron)


sunfl0werpetal:

oarv:

RGB Colorspace Atlas, a cubed book depicting every color imaginable

i could look at this all day

sunfl0werpetal:

oarv:

RGB Colorspace Atlas, a cubed book depicting every color imaginable

i could look at this all day

(via feastyoureyesandrelax)


unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

(via crystaldomicile)



c-cassandra:

i think we all know this one person…

(via that-is-mahogany-people)


christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

(via successful-procrastinator)